I used to think that he had “apollo.” You know when you listen to his interviews, he will be drooling like someone that drank “akpeteshi.” The man speaks in confusing intonation- he would be talking with one tiny American accent and now mix it with a small Yoruba accent. He would now add Lagos pidgin and what you get is Yele English.
Anyways, it was announced that his “bones” was not for covering “apollo” but that it was an “AI” Glasses. Mbok, come and see the description of the glasses. They say the glass can talk, it is bullet proof and can send emails. This is activism of the 21st century. Not that VDM who is still going to the village to stream for juju protection.
Yele has gone CIA on DSS, his “bones” is now his power. It can interject secret messages from DSS to its operatives, interpret their signals, disarm them, make their handcuffs to work and very importantly, it has x-ray vision such that it can see our nakedness.
Yes, Yele sees all of our nakedness once he puts on these glasses, you see why Senator Natasha’s husband no gree for Yele to join the team because na another thing bros go dey look with that him wicked bones.
Anyways, what Yele did not take into account was the intelligence of our police force. They had gone into serious consultations as to why Yele is so fearless. Did you see the way he accosted those policemen on the road and asked them to “common clear out?” Abi can you not see the way he is asking the IG to retire, since he is over 100 years old and was ADC to Lord Lugard? So, the police quickly put together a crack team of highly intelligent officers to look very deeply into this Yele and come back with recommendations on how to neutralise him.
The committee visited babalawos and prophets all over the nation and came back with the massive recommendations – his glasses. Take the glasses and Yele is nothing.
Immediately, an officer was given the task of ridding Yele of his glasses. So, at the next protest which incidentally was a protest for better welfare of police retirees, something happened. The man with the mandate, did his job as immediately Yele appeared, he grabbed the glasses and ran.
Now Yele is weak and vulnerable and like the biblical Sampson who got his hair cut and lost his powers, Yele can no longer fight. He is shouting, seeking help to get his power back and this is the time for his enemies to move in because if he gets his powers back, it will not be funny o.
So, IG of Police, this is the time to move so that he can stop asking for your retirement o, all his enemies especially those ones inside DSS who don’t know how to deal with him, now is the time. Just carry him and put him in one brothel and make sure he never gets those glasses back and we will know peace in this country. Trust me. Thank you.
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